I’m actually starting to
think Drowned In Sound is one of the better options these days....
Any significance is arbitrary,
or is it? What ever did happen to the once buzzing-with-life fanzine-powered
alternative music media anyway? Why hasn’t it evolved? They said we’d have
jetpacks and moving pavements to ride on by now? Where are the exciting
new music websites alive (with typos) and that defiant excited ‘zine you-gotta-hear-this
attitude that enthused us so much back there? Why aren’t there the webzine
equivalents of the paper zines that excited us so much and made us want
to start this damn Organ thing in the first place? It was twenty-two years
ago next week that we were sitting there with Pritt sticks and scissors
and broken typewriters and spray paint and silk screens and demo tapes
and getting ready to launch the first handmade messy issue of Organ. We
were excited, inspired, enthused, the underground was alive – a whole other
world. We never considered it as a business option, we didn’t know about
PR companies, it never occurred to us that people would send us stuff.
We were excited when someone posted us a demo in the post without us sending
them money first, and when the first free album turned up we were genuinely
shocked – f***! We got a free album in the post, never expected that to
happen (a Pretty Maids album if you’re wondering). We didn’t start this
with a business plan, we didn’t call ourselves things like the Managing
Editor CEO at the foot of our slick letterheads, that’s not what we were
doing. It still isn’t.
So where are the exciting
2008 alternatives that should be alive and busting with all the great music
that’s out there? Where are you new children with your broken keyboards
and fractured monitors? Contacting and switching the other? Here’s a keyboard,
here’s a website, here’s another, now start your own. Surely with all the
opportunities that are out there with all the cheap webspace in these wonderful
web-based instant information fuelled times there should be so much more
of it? Surely the web should be alive with the possibilities, something
a little more than all these slick boring music websites that all look
kind of boringly good and all say so very very little? Where are the defiant
zine powered exciting webpages alive with news of the real musical alternatives?
Alive with excited opinions and views and links and hey! You must hear
this! And check out that and! Where is that excitement? That energy that
was there with the zines and the tape trading and flyer swapping that made
us want to do all this in the first place? Where has the underground media
gone? Why hasn’t the alternative media that should be revolving around
all the exciting underground music that’s out there evolved in all the
exciting ways it should? When did the boring corporate wannabes take over
with their shallow nothings? Why isn’t the internet alive with news and
reviews and web-based magazines telling us of all the exciting music that’s
being made right now?
And yes, that music is being
made! It certainly isn’t for the lack of life changing exciting must-hear
music right now, so many good exciting bands out there. The music really
is better than ever if you go searching for it, these are rich exciting
musical times, we’re more enthusiastic than we ever were and that’s because
the music is so damn exciting! And surely that music is so much easier
to find and write about now if you really bother to go look? So why are
all these sites so damn boring and uncommitted? Where are the exciting
alternative underground music publications with their signposts and those
wonderfully convenient instant links? Why isn’t there a whole raft of enthusiastic
webzines and on-line magazines pointing you at all these exciting bands
and their web pages? Why aren’t they there cherry picking the excitement
and linking you instantly to the websites and the band’s My Space pages
and their gig news and their mailorder pages? Where are they? You don’t
have to wait three months the next issue of Phoenix Militia or Urban Guerilla
to hit the streets these days, you don’t have to go get a stamp and send
off a letter with a postal order. No more soaped stamps and waiting weeks
for the tape or the next zine in the post, you can read it and hear it
all and get involved straight way - mailorder it if you like what you hear
and have it in your life a week later (or a day if downloads will do for
you).
The underground alternative
media should be more exciting and alive than it ever was, so much easier
to do it all now – so why isn’t it?
Right now we really need
some exciting alternative music websites that excite us enough to want
to bookmark them and read them and hit the links at the end of their reviews,
that make us go hunting the exciting music they talk about down and crashing
on the Paypal buttons. Where are the real exciting alternatives? Why have
we got hundreds of same old slick-looking boring-as-hell nothing different
to say corporate wannabe music websites telling us the same old narrow
sameness in the same predictable safe boring way and why do they all just
want to be nothing but another Kerrang or NME? All of them all very slick
and nice to look at and pretty much all the damn same, with very few exceptions.
Pale imitations of those mainstream publications? Poor versions of the
Kerrang/NME model all telling us today’s same bit of corporate music news
and reviewing the same narrow band of music that they all got free from
the same handful of mainstream PR companies who send out the same freebies
to everybody? All set up by tedious people who sign themselves “managing
director” or “head of marketing” or “CEO” at the foot of their bedroom
e.mail spam? All clearly wanting to be nothing more than to be offered
the job at Kerrang or NME, all covered in Fly-poop, all slick and all telling
us nothing that we couldn’t have already read on the NME site if that’s
all we wanted.
They’re not bad actually,
the mainstream magazine sites I mean, it really is getting to be that the
NME is one of the better options out there - they do what they say on the
tin, they tell you what’s happening in their world and if that’s all you
want then fine. And it really is getting to be that I’m actually starting
to think of Drowned In Sound as one of the better options – well at least
they seem to have an opinion and little hint of excitement there, at least
they move me in some way, not always the way I want to be moved but at
least they do something. Not enough though, we need more! Why are there
not a hundred exciting alternative music sites out there alive with what’s
really happening? Why haven’t we got twenty bookmarked, why aren’t they
there? Why don’t we need and have to check them out each day? Why aren’t
there as many real life changing vital alternatives as there are bands
(Okay, that would be far too many, but you know what I mean). Why aren’t
there websites that must be book-marked and logged on to every couple of
days, music websites that send you in off in an adrenaline rush to this
week’s exciting musical alternatives?
Why aren’t there more webzines
alive and buzzing with the eighty percent of things that the mainstream
don’t bother telling us about? When did the alternatives to those mainstream
sites become so boring and predictable? So safe and unadventurous? So damn
corporate and clogged with crap. Shouldn’t they be the cutting edge zines
of the 21st century? I mean things are so much easier now, back then it
was tough to even think about starting a zine, banging away on broken typewriters,
paying those photocopies bills up front, sitting there for hours folding
and stapling, dragging bags of them to gigs and selling them by hand, it
should be so damn easy now! Where are the real alternatives? Why and the
‘alternatives’ that are there so clogged up with their own boring important
impotance? So happy to just be part of the machine and part of the damn
music industry? I mean, if you look, then the music is more exciting than
ever, every week our post sack is alive with cutting edge life changing
musical options that we need to shout about - so much of it that we’re
almost swamped – too much good music!! Where are those sites telling us
about all this? Why are there not twenty British music websites that I
want to click on for my morning news? I can think of two or three worth
bookmarking and dropping in on now and again? The rest at best are nothing
more than not so good versions of the mainstream major magazines’ sites.
I mean it comes to something when Drowned In Sound is one of the better
options. Where are you? Where’s the fight? The energy? The Excitement?
Where and the alternative underground British music websites that have
the spirit of those great zines from back there? Why do they all come with
slick business plans and marketing options these days? Why do they fill
our inbox with spam about the business of music journalism and website
marketing and the commercial aspects of their tediously bland creations
and not with spam about all the exciting new music that’s out there? Why
do none of them write about all this exciting music? The music really is
there, the music is better than ever, so why are so many of the so called
alternative music web sites happy to just be pale imitations of the mainstream?
I’ll probably go click on Drowned In Sound later today, I’ve got their
new site bookmarked, I’ll have a quick look at the NME headlines, won’t
bother with their reviews, quick look to see what the news is though Not
enough – where are the real exciting zine-powered attitudes and alternatives?
Enough, I got to go write about this great new album from The Process or
that demo we have other there or that gig from last night or...
Sean |